Gecko in the Shower
Did you know in Thailand, geckos can grow to be 10 inches long? I know this because I looked up and saw a gecko in the shower this morning and saw one crawling down the wall towards me.
He didn’t have a charming British accent like the one on TV. Nor was he selling car insurance.
This one was a peeping tom and a pervert who likely thrives on the terror of American travelers.
I assume he considers it a job well done since I was thoroughly terrified.
However, I am declaring the win on this one since he did not succeed on making run out of the shower in a panic.
It turns out, the gecko in the shower lives there.
He probably thinks I’m the pervert walking into his house naked.