Eggslut | A Map to Anywhere


November 01, 2018 1 min read

What is Eggslut?! Excuse me, what is eggslut?! I know I’m useless without breakfast but this seemed a bit harsh. I honestly had no idea what this was but it seemed like the non-pastry breakfast option so I went for it. Eat first, ask questions later. Breakfast in Japan is a serious affair. It turns…

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Camel Toes | A Map to Anywhere

Camel Toes

November 27, 2017 1 min read

Literal Camel Toe. I know camel toe has gotten a lot of bad PR in recent years. It's used to describe fashion mishaps at the hands of unforgiving yoga pants and hurled across middle-school lunchrooms between school children. But does anyone know what an actual camel's toes look like?

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The Curious Blue Ball Monkey | A Map to Anywhere

The Curious Blue Ball Monkey

April 02, 2016 2 min read

The Curiously Named Blue Ball Monkey There is a monkey in Tanzania known simply as the blue ball monkey. It took me quite a while to find that the real name is actual a Mandrill monkey. I couldn’t tell you which name this individual prefers. While some of us choose to spend our days in…

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