I know I’m useless without breakfast but this seemed a bit harsh.

I honestly had no idea what this was but it seemed like the non-pastry breakfast option so I went for it.

Eat first, ask questions later.

It turns out, it’s undercooked egg, sometimes served on top of mashed potatoes or another root vegetable.  I think mine had soy sauce on it.

It’s delicious.  Call me what you will.